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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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Dead Baby Booster

Dead Baby Booster is when a pregnant woman gets the Covid vaccine and the baby comes out dead or deformed.
I feel so sorry for that girl, she gave birth to a Dead Baby Booster in the ally behind the dumpster and I helped her get get up.
by MuddyBottoms November 12, 2022
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List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead

Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?
Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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National Dead sibling day

National dead sibling day is 2nd of October itโ€™s a day where you donโ€™t have to celebrate just your siblings death anniversary or there birthday itโ€™s a day where you reflect all the bad things and the good things they have done and celebrate them for how you think they would be today
National dead sibling day was the greatest thing that happened to me I was able to reflect my past ones
by Victoria_junexx October 1, 2023
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Lmfao i'm dead ๐Ÿ’€

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.
Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead ๐Ÿ’€

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead ๐Ÿ’€
by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023
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I am dead OK

Itโ€™s one someone is trying to say the dead
I am dead OK I was killed
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