One sided love

When the person you love is being happy but doesn't see how depressed you are because you are the only one to feel the love. Also called a sad reality

He/she is being all happy with another person while i'm depressed, waiting for a miracle. This is, one sided love

by YoonminIsReal July 13, 2017

One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.

Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"

by pacothejew September 8, 2011

One Two Teddy

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal

by Microstakes May 16, 2008

one hitta quitta

origin 1960's hippy term "one hitter quitter" in reference to amazingly potent marijuana. used now for many different drugs, however in specific reference to tha chronic, this shit has to be so bomb that even an experienced toker will hack and cough for a couple minutes and then not need another hit for at least 30 to 45 minutes...

damn yo.. i can smell it in the bag baby... that shits definately some one hitta quitta.. fa sho!!!

by rico suave February 25, 2005

The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"

"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017