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Michael

Michael is my family
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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Michael Deng

A piece of shit who has some sort of tourettes but he can only say ESHAY, he is the most annoying kid in the class who used to be funny but got old VERY quick. if you know a Michael Deng RUN.
by Kefe Master September 9, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a person who has a very large dick it tends to be 8 to 10 inches they are also tall muscular and sexy
damm Michael is fucking sexy
by i dont like gavin December 28, 2020
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Michael

When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet
by michaelismwah November 23, 2021
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Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK
I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.
by BobN2 February 3, 2024
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