Coil's Law

Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"

"your dumb"

"classic coil's law"

by Coilz May 26, 2022

aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's brother.
2. The sister of one's parent-in-law.

My aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

grandparent-in-law

A grandparent of one's spouse.

My grandparent-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

stepgrandmother-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandmother.

stepgrandmother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Law

Red tape.

Solid Snake- The colonel gave me permission to knock his niece out. I did the wrong thing, but it was for the right reason. Nobody but Zeus can get anything done legally (being legally right, without legal consequence) around here with all the red tape the rest of us have to go through. Most of us know law higher than ourselves. The colonel wouldn't have a niece if she kept listening to Psycho Mantis's music.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

malume's law

If a nothing (0) is divided by an equal value of nothing(0) it gives us a something (1)

Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law

by NKOSI N March 2, 2024

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023