Mother Of Kitties

A spot on tarot reader who is able to tell you things that you've never told her nor are things that are easily found on the internet. Someone who is also there if you need somebody to talk to. And somebody who adores her four cats.

The reading I had done by mother of kitties was spot on af.

by Lady Delirium August 30, 2022

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)

C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

by helldamixa March 15, 2023

Snuff her kitty

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.

"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"

by FluffleNutter May 25, 2023

Scratch The Kitty

Coitus. To have intimate relations

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.

by Bono Wakler July 21, 2023

boba the kitten

Mushroom empire JP's youngest kitten, her other cat is Snowflake. boba is a dark-grey kitten with tiny stripes whos born in june.

''Boba The Kitten Is Cute!''

by empire RoomMush JP September 6, 2023

Good little kitten

Means someone called faith

Have you heard from good little kitten today?

by Big ty 29284 September 7, 2023

Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023