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Fat Bear

A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
by littletiger98 December 21, 2016
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Fat Wattson

When one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. A time in one's life when one is super-not-killing-it. A time when one got fat.
"Oh dude, my girl's all bummed and eating like crazy. She's full-on Fat Wattson right meow."
by Youre_welcome October 21, 2015
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Fat Slapper

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.
Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.
by OGTed November 8, 2015
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fat juice

The sweat that comes out your flab.
by Sebasssssssss23 January 5, 2016
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Fat Jewing

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016
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fat back

Southern word for women who has rolls of fat on their back.
by BamaArmy January 13, 2016
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fat elbow

Similar to "fat finger"
When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.
"OMG, Patty just fat elbowed my latte, again!"
by DeltaAlphaLimaEcho March 17, 2016
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