Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.