OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.

And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal

by 420Bridget October 8, 2021

Mr David Chavez

Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎

Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.

by Mwegegegegege March 12, 2019

David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 28, 2021

David Tendlering

When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.

David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering

by FPR293 March 2, 2024

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017