Twerking for Jesus

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin

Twerking for Jesus :Wow that girl really twerking to gosple for jesus.

By polo Dolo gone solo

by Polo Dolo gone solo January 6, 2017

Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.

Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023

JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.

“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”

by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025

jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017