No U

what u say in response to any offensive comment

Steve: Your stupid

You: No u

by Anonymous1102 December 16, 2018

T the U

To tear up the uterus.

I was with this girl last night and she asked me to "T the U"

So I was "T-ing the U" and she started to squirt

by TtheU October 28, 2009

fux u dale

a common term used by people of New Zealand descent coined in the beloved move "Deathgasm." Fux u dale is a loving way to tell someone to back off.

Joe: Ayy mate, do you wanna go u hunt some kangaroos in the outback?
Paul: Fux u dale, not all people in New Zealand hunt kangaroos.

by happybirthdayemily February 24, 2017

u

a fucking insane way to type "you"

kid:"u are dum"
me, an intellectual:"cry you fucking idiot"

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 7, 2023

U

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter U, when you can just respond "Ur mom gay."

"Ultimately, Uma undeniably understands us ugly, unlucky Uruguayan underdogs."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025