You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
That’s all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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Get the Be my personal convenience storemug. That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.
Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary
Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary
. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Personal attacksmug. On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
by Girleeeee October 27, 2022
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