the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015

by kaspakilla January 22, 2022

“hey wyd”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024

by Asguard the Bold May 15, 2023

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

by Cheezitz March 23, 2020
