Dead Meme

A Dead Meme is a meme that has gone past its best before date e.g. WHAT ARE THOSE died in 2016 and the bee movie script died on 12th June 201.
Everything dies, even memes

That is a dead meme bro

by C0wB3lly May 7, 2017

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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

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dead

Something your social life is.

You: I'm dead inside.

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

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dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017

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dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend

Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.

by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017

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One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

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