Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Pulled a Sam

When you forget someone’s birthday

I feel like shit right now because I just pulled a Sam

by cohnfews November 8, 2019

Abi and Sam

If a rhino took a shit on a shit it should be abi and sam

I'm a abi and sam

by swesha October 23, 2020

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

one way sam

Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people

I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same

by Shelboob April 21, 2021

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021