retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

retard

people who think that its okay to go in the middle of the road when they're about to left turn.

"holy fucking shit this guys a retard"
"damn hes in the middle of the road!

by mx9 September 25, 2025

Restarded

Is a euphemism for the word retarded, more polite way of say it.

YO BRO, ARE YOU RESTARDED? WHY DID YOU KILL JIMMY?

by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025

retarded little neanderthal

A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.

The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Retard

When someone ask a numerous amount of dumb questions

Just shut the fuck up you Retard

by Magic_Man_Hans October 22, 2025

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025