rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")

Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!

by Teratogen December 11, 2011

Free Hug Rape

1. Non-consensual free hugging.
2. (An) Unwanted free hug(s)
3. Unexpected hug; also known as a "sneak-a-hug"

Guy1: Dude, is he ok?
Guy2: I think he will be, but he just got free hug raped...

by Richardo Andretti June 2, 2009

Nasal gang rape

When you've done loads too much and you can't breathe - you try to blow your nose and your brain falls out. Drugs have taken over your nose and have repeatedly fucked your nostil with a big black dildo

Nasal gang rape
Nose fucking
Inbred, butt muncher, ponce, moron probably from Adelaide and breeds bush pigs

by Your Mum likes Bush Onion February 19, 2011

Psuedo Rape

1. Psuedo Rape is a lot like normal rape because it involves unwanted intercourse, but the rapist has such a small penis that the victim can barely feel the penetration.

I was totally attacked last night, but it was only psuedo rape. I'm still not even sure if his small penis made it in!

by Misssssssssy January 8, 2011

Must-Rape Situation

A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.

There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.

by Davor Jumbotron April 7, 2007

Jump-rape

The act of being raped by method of Jumping as seen in Jumper (2008)

Man, your ass must hurt, I didn't see anyone though. Did you just get jump-raped?

by the real Wesley Willis October 22, 2008

British Rape

Dominating, Amazing, Fast, Strong Intelligent, Caring, Monstrous, beautiful, funny accent, tea drinker, and non American but white English men, or better know as Micheal the Count Bisping

Jorge Rivera lost to Micheal Bisping because of British rape on behalf of Bisping.

British Rape is Dominating the Middle weight division in the UFC

by Miley Cyrus 2.0 March 7, 2011