potating 

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

potating by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable. 

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable. by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

drunk as potatoes 

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

drunk as potatoes by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

patatoer 

One who eats lots of potatoes.

Hey biznatch, you a big patatoer.
Way-Jen is a big patatoer.

patatoer by m1chaelmichael March 25, 2003

peel my potatoes 

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

peel my potatoes by middlehead September 8, 2006

charlie potatoes 

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

charlie potatoes by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

Potat 

A person who is the embodiment of a potato.

Iam is a potat.

Potat by iambroitisme February 14, 2013