pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

The Great Poondemic

A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.

I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.

by Teabagus Maximus January 2, 2021

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021