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Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.
People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately
by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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/e punch

/e punch its something when people in Roblox are annoyed and are a kid who got a mad at a video game
random user: i blew up your roblox house
random kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM GONNA PUNCH YOU /e punch
by imma a tire September 8, 2025
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San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
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Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025
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Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this move doesn't need to involve hitting them. Before you are about to cum, grab her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and hold on tight. The TDS in them will start to flare up massively, and as a result their vagina contracts really tight so you get a way better orgasm.
I Donald Punched some chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this doesn't involve hitting them. Instead, before you are about to cum, grab on to her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and enjoy the ride. The TDS in them flares up considerably resulting in their vagina to tighten up quite a bit, leading to a much better orgasm.
I Donald Punched a chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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