David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.

David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?

by Belea November 22, 2021

david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

david millan

A plumpy illegal Mexican

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks

by Yess1i February 17, 2022

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

david gibson

A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.

"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"

"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"

by hi..._whatevah April 15, 2015

David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.

There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.

by BarkShigga May 14, 2021

Lil David

A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit

Person 1 : hey why is he passed out

Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches

Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David

by Shitting with the door open October 13, 2023