oat muffin

The basic response of people named Elijah when asked what they are eating.

"Hey, Eli, what are you eating?
"I'm eating an oat muffin."

by Bluesonic420 November 17, 2025

Flesh Muffin

Nickname for a prolapsed asshole

She pushed way too hard, and now she has a protruding flesh muffin

by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

Flesh Muffin

A nickname for a prolapsed anus.

She pushed way too hard and now she has a protruding flesh muffin.

by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

by raaaaaawh July 9, 2010

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011