Anna Mary

The biggest Hatsune Miku stan you'll ever meet. If you ever catch her not in pink oggling her own boobs she WILL be wearing huge blue pigtails and falling over due to the sheer weight of the cosplay wig. She's an awesome best friend but she does this thing where she likes to repeat things you've already told her back TO YOU like its new information that she's sharing with you for the very first time. She also canonically wants to name her son Quan after bestselling author Quan Millz. She longs for her one true love, Matt, his autism just enough to match hers. She longs for the day when he will say. "Anna Mary... aha... I think we should... like... get married... aha. Anyway, subway trains...." When her little heart will swoon and she'll finally be able to remove both her "Virgin for life" AND her Abraham Lincoln's face tattoos from her ass (on respective sides.)

ANNA MARY IS PRETTY COOL

by pureclownwiththetearawayface November 12, 2025

Mary

She is a girl who can make baby oil and paprika taste good. Her acting is better than Nolan and Salish combined. Although her old makeup looks made me want to pour nacho popcorn seasoning into my eyes, I love her.

“Did you hear the news!?”
“Uhhh that happened 2 hours ago, how are you just now figuring it out?”
“You’re such a Mary!”

by DaisyIsSoBBG November 17, 2025

Mary Jane Sippy

A Mary Jane Sippy is a nickname for THC Drinks usually coming in specific milligram doses.

Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.

by King Yamayama December 26, 2025

marie antoinette

Extremely hot very goonable historical figure🤤 i need that huge CAKE of hers😍🥵🥵

also she didnt say let them eat cake and she wasnt innocent or guilty (i have to add actually meaningful stuff here okay)

Marie antoinette is sooo hot

by Mangosigma67joemama January 2, 2026

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

by Watson4real February 11, 2024

Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.

The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.

by MplsMickey February 16, 2024

Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024