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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
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Make you push pram

Phrase used by Aboriginal people when flirting with a sexual partner they wanna have a kid with
True god you that lovely I'll fold you up and make you push pram
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
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make my soul sing

to make his/hers/my soul sing, a fantastic feeling often felt during or right after intercourse
f.x. when we have sex you make my soul sing
by TheHattinator April 10, 2017
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Making love

Something a woman does while you're fucking her
Her: Hey, honey. Feel like making love?
Him: Naahhh, let's fuck
by redgrave1093 October 25, 2019
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Making Yogurt

The act of copulation between two or more university students for reproductive or pleasurable motives
Were you and ken making yogurt last night? How many batches did you make? (hehehe) (snort)
by david99wow April 30, 2011
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ima make an actual coin

someone who makes a living for themselves, by going to work
"instead of lying around, ima make an actual coin"
by missgirlnumber3 March 4, 2021
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make the Biedermann

When an instructor gives you an assignment and you're just lost and ruin everything.
Person 1: Is lost
Person 2: Bro are you make the Biedermann move?
Person 3: En Schöööne
by Linuskek July 9, 2020
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