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Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!
Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh
by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021
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Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh
Yo ur like jake
by Anya fit November 11, 2019
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Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."
Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch
by Kieranscock December 7, 2021
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Jake

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends
“Ew, did you see Jake?”
by BbyBro October 27, 2019
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Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.
Jake and soup are great.
by Creeznutz June 15, 2025
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saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in
by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024
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Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.
by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019
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