by Creamy beans April 28, 2022
A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 04, 2024
After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
by LugNutz June 03, 2023
by Ham_And_Cheese March 08, 2022
A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 03, 2021
by JakeStuff June 06, 2023
When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
by brainsofgod October 14, 2010