I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Pack-n-Play

An adult overnight bag filled with essentials for a playful date.

Ohh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.

by clubcoco September 22, 2023

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

Pranjal Plays

a youtube channel owned by a person named Pranjal..

What is Pranjal Plays?

by GoldenGlobe March 30, 2023

Playing as Kirby

When a girl/guy swallows a man’s entire dick while giving head. The saying is a reference to the Nintendo character “Kirby”, who is defined by his ability to swallow anything and gain its power.

Dude, last night Stacy was giving me some crazy head. She was definitely playing as kirby.

by hellanoma January 3, 2018

Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.

After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.

by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015

Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021