Death

This is the meaning of life as always, your death is longer than your life.

I killed the cat with a screwdriver.
It was like so death.

by --SaTaN 666-- November 2, 2019

Oreo of Death

The process of drinking heavily, smoking a lot of weed, and then drinking heavily again.

Chris ate the oreo of death last night. He's still passed out in the shower.

by deadlynabisco October 13, 2011

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.

“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”

by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Death the kid

Death the kid is a character from soul eater and is the son of lord death. He uses two pistols as weapons. He is obsessed with symmetry on a concerning amount. Last fact: he has NO FUCKING SPINE here is his spine —> S

“Hey did you hear that death the kid beat up black star again?” “Yeah he turned at a 89 degree angle instead of 90”

by aNotNormalAnimeSimp April 1, 2021