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cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom
yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night
by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018
mugGet the cream n cookiesmug.

Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior

A name that you can call someone who is a of Black Civil Rights Activist, who goons on a daily basis.
Nathan: Are you taking my rights away because I'm a brown boy who likes to goon to Dandy's World characters?
Ms. Kelly: You are a disgusting brown dirty Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior!
Nathan: Fuck Biggie
by nlongmire@cps.edu May 9, 2025
mugGet the Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Juniormug.

Having too much cream

You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”
by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023
mugGet the Having too much creammug.

butt cream

when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.
ow my butt stings let me get my butt cream.
by but cream November 15, 2020
mugGet the butt creammug.

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate ice cream tsunamimug.

Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
mugGet the Custard Creammug.

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.
“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner
by 6116 February 19, 2025
mugGet the Utah Cream Churnermug.

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