banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

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bang

1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).

1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.

3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.

by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017

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counter bang

In Rocket League when someone bangs the ball to counter a previous banging of the ball from the other team.

Lethamyr waited for the counter bang so he didn't get scored on.

by Kenoru July 12, 2021

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Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

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