m.b.t.d

(MUST .BE .THE .DICK)When a man is Heavenly blessed and extremely lucky to have an absolute woman pleaser in his jeans. Doesn't always have to be huge dick but for some just know how to use it And is guaranteed to give his girl a big "O" every single time. But in this case for this first definition this man was blessed with both. Huge as fuck and damn sure KNEW how to use it.

Did you hear that Homegirl is still stalking her ex after 8 months? m.b.t.d

She gave him a car a house. Her complete undivided attention and love she fell head over heels for this fool. And he Uglier than a motherfuker! m.b.t.d

Did you hear homegirl got 18 years in prison for trying to get a Hitman to kill her ex-boyfriend. #m.b.t.d

She spent thousands of dollars. Crazy amount of man hours about two dozen different people all in a Revenge plot 2 fuck with her ex-boyfriend head #m.b.t.d

by BiggDiesel1 March 25, 2020

I.b.t.c

Best group ever. Called itty bitty titty committee

Omg are you part of the I.b.t.c?

by DudeimMazie:) March 9, 2022

S-B-T-D

Spicy Bacon Twirl Dealer

I don't know what you heard about me, But a Deadtool cant get a Bacon out of me, No Duck, no Seat, you can't see, that I'm a motherloving S-B-T-D

by IMadeGod April 8, 2022

C.n.B.T

CnBT otherwise known as “Cock and Ball torture” is a form of male pattern-baldness in which the hair directly on the back of your neck begins to shed.

“Man, you’ve got a serious case of C.n.B.T!”

by jw_lkr June 16, 2021

L.G.B.T.Q

The world today (basically shit).

-Cool niger guy: Man today is so L.G.B.T.Q! That sucks!
-GigaChad God: I feel you nigga, LGBTV or whateva.

by (HB) February 15, 2023

W.N.B.T.A.

The women’s national baby throwing association.

Yo that girls in the W.N.B.T.A. (Women’s national baby throwing association)

by Yes102 March 4, 2023

C.A.B.T

Cock and ball torture

Because he cheated I showed him what C.A.B.T was

by Clutlucker May 18, 2023