Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 23, 2017
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by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021
Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 17, 2021
by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024
Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie March 05, 2018