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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
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The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
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jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.
by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018
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The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.
"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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Butterfeild special

The sexual act of becoming chronically depressed during sexual intercourse.
Susan was not please when her husband pulled a butterfeild special during their honeymoon night.
by Adumnigr November 4, 2015
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Kim special

When you slurp up anal-beads from someones ass like an egg
When you hit that Kim special in front of the ghost of the bushveld
by KimCurrie September 26, 2020
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