Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
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by Davinatorul November 6, 2025
Get the White Jesus coin mug.Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
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by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
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Jesu bless you
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specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
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specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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