duck

me

hi duck

by some_dude_you_dont_know February 18, 2022

National duck day!

A day to appreciate and spoil your little ducky friends!! **November 6th!!!!!**

“Dude, November 6th I’m gonna spoil my duck!”
‘Why?’
“Because it’s National duck day!!”

by Waddles the Rouen July 28, 2023

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

cold duck

Get drunk emptying a bottle of cold duck.

Have a bottle of cold duck

by Erkla September 11, 2017

Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.

Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022

duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus

Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed

by N1gg4E November 11, 2025

hung duck

A male Asian with an uncommonly large penis.

Dang that guys a hung duck.

by porkulated donkey sauce June 21, 2017