Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Abella S

Fart bugur

It is used for magic crads Fat burgur is used by drinking milk Abella ahhh Abella S your fat burgur

by Biggirlfish April 15, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

S&Z

When you're not accepting that your mental stability is spriraling towards the ground.

A: Stop S&Z-ing out of this situation.
D: Sure :)

by ilikescatsocks March 12, 2021

Robert S. Alexander High School

High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.

Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?

by fuckjoebiden March 19, 2022

Pushing S

Pushing S is taking a fucking massive shit

Casey loves Pushing S

by Avonnned March 10, 2022

OMG-S

oh my g-spot
can also be wrote as 'OMGS'
can be pronounced - oh-em-jees

OMG-S used when something is orgasmic such as someone who's fit, yummy food, amazing art.

"Dakota Johnson OMG-S" "that meal just... OMGS"

by Ellijaay April 23, 2015