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War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime
Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
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war

-not so fun fact: my country got invaded. This is called war. And it is hell. Glory to Ukraine
by lanasfrnd August 20, 2023
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1st Jiafei War

A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.
by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022
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war crime

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023
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Cold War

Yo! Let’s hop on Cold War
by LOVE IS ALL. November 12, 2020
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War Cam Eagle

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.
Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
by 13 Championships December 31, 2010
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Paper War

Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.

1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.

2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
by MrMelodicInertia January 18, 2023
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