Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

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Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

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Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.

Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?

Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?

Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!

by Theodore Stewart August 21, 2009

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lean-poo

A tarp, shack, or shed supported at one side by trees or posts and having an inclined roof used for shelter while pooing outside in the rain or snow

Ben set up a lean-poo so he wouldn't get wet while he pooed in a hole on the backpacking trip

by Bennypoopoo July 25, 2016

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Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.

"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"

by Penchywhoo September 5, 2021

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