wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019

Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

by mikalah July 17, 2021

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Deez Nuts

A trend that happen about a year ago

What 9+10=Deez Nuts

by Deez Nuts Mark October 12, 2016

tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019