your mom's box

a phase commonly spoken before a radio show ends, signifying that they may not be heard the next day.

oh, yea, and your moms box. (cue closing song)

by SatCam April 15, 2004

Under Armour Mom

An Under Armour Mom is a woman between the age of 25 and 50 (there have been sightings of UAM's up to 65 years old, however) who has children, is currently married or divorced, and thinks she is an athlete. She attends yoga class every now and then, she might even go for a quick jog with her baby in the stroller, or participate in a triathlon "for the challenge" (rides a mountain bike with aero bars, doesn't really know how to swim). Due to her active and healthy lifestyle which makes her better than everyone else, she requires that her clothing express her passion for moderate exercise to her peers. She will regularly spend hundreds of dollars on Under Armour clothing and wears it on a regular basis even when not "training". T-Shirts that say "ATHLETE" on them, or "TRAIN HARD" or "PROTECT THIS HOUSE" are slogans of choice. When it's cold outside, she needs some "Coldgear". When it's hot outside, she seems some "Heatgear". The performance enhancing microfibers help her perform better, whether it be kicking the soccer ball around with her family, or picking up a pizza in her gigantic SUV.

She is a poser.

Some guy: Wow look at all that Under Armour gear that lady just bought, she must be preparing for some serious athletic training in the near future.

Another guy: Yeah, she's so cool. I wish I was an athlete just like her.

Under Armour Mom: *puts on earbuds playing Journey's greatest hits and power walks in the mall*

by The Crab Rangoon September 13, 2011

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

by StormTheDarkLord May 6, 2018

tacoing your mom

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021

Mom nom nom

1. To lovingly pretend to gobble a child's toes, fingers or other cute body parts. Like "om nom nom," except done by a mom (or in a maternal fashion).

"She really loves that new baby. She MOM NOM NOM'd all over his toes."

by JCRHoo February 4, 2009

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020