Michael

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.

Michael is always there for you!

Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!

by MattX26 November 22, 2021

Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.

dan that Michael is strong as ever.

by lord killer November 25, 2021

Michael

A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted

We need to undeppress the depressed michael

by olajide olajide November 25, 2021

Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit

Michael your a dipshit

by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021

Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells

Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro

by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021

Michael

Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world

Michael is our savior

by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021

Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.

Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.

by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021