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if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.
"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick
by simp4men123 May 31, 2021
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Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th
A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023
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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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The dose makes the poison

Everything in the world is harmful if in large amounts, and this includes all-natural fruits, water, etc. , because the dose (amount) makes the poison (lethal).
Ad: "No artificial sweeteners, all-natural! Detox drink"
Me: "The dose makes the poison, do you know that everything can be toxic?"
by chemguide August 11, 2019
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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Make those donuts

"I'm off to work!"
"Cool! Go make those donuts."
by Nambuway November 18, 2018
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Making a Charlie

Just like “Taking a Devlin” out of ‘Just Go With It’ but a little better. Something you can get your kids to say or you say to visitors when your kids or someone is in the toilet taking a huge dump. Where’s ya son? He’s making a Charlie he’ll be out shortly. Your family member/visitor asks “where the heck are ya?” You reply: “Just making a Charlie I’ll be out in a while”

When holding a baby and something then starts to stink really bad, you then can say “oh no is someone making a Charlie/ looks like someone made a Charlie”

You know cause Charlie and the chocolate factory 🍑 💩
Making a Charlie- to drop a big load of poo in the toilet, in a nappy, on a carpet, on grass or anywhere.
by ShaggyNScoob69 September 7, 2021
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