black jesus

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.

Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

by Originnone May 22, 2016

jesus leon

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love

He treats me like he's Jesus Leon

by God behind christ January 15, 2018

Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

fried jesus

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth

1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017

Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017