Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

Jacobidian

the immense disproportional movements of the mouth followed by vocal melodies caused by mental retardation; a disease that makes you a fucking retard

My infant baby won’t stop expressing his Jacobidian

by 🧱 August 5, 2025

Jacob Robins

The kid from the shrek saying DO IT or I LOVE YOU DADDY

damn that Jacob robins is massive

by Fleetadmiralbob August 29, 2025

Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

Jacob Jr

Being a crybaby ass bitch about something

That’s a real Jacob Jr response

by Plastickat October 8, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.

Jacob is THE guy.

by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025

jacoby

a small white child with a black penis and has man boob that women love since they produce chocolate milk. this person also loves to cum in their dog and extract it afterwards to then put in a condom.

i hate jacoby dude

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025