Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool

Jake is cool but I like tenn more

by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019

Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!

Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019

Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.

Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.

by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast

Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021