National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?

Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021

lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017

Sperm sucking gutter slut

An extremely nasty female who sucks sperm from random men wanting a blow job and is at the very lowest level of trash and lives in the gutter....Straight was trash!!

That girl ain't nothing more than a sperm sucking gutter slut.

by 77SSS81 August 4, 2021

Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.

Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.

by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019

Suck your nan day

5th October

Ok

Guess what today is suck your nan day!

by Jack69696969696969 October 1, 2020

Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011