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Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Rain war

The game that only the stripper wins, Occurs When stupid rich niggas at the strip club - dude 1 catches feelings cuz the stage dancer went to dude 2 who was "makin it rain," and dude 1 throws more money up to show he's the bigger baller. Dude 2 catches feelings cuz the pole dancer went back to dude 1. This dude 2 must now make it rain harder.

Repeat ad ballerum/ad nauseum.
Man, straight rain wars at the club last night- Rick Ross and some local cat threw thirty fucking thousand at Scores, Smdh.
by Deaculpa May 8, 2016
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storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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Suburb war

When people from the suburbs get into a serious fight. Sometimes ending up in a hospital visit or even fatalities.
Oh shit them niggas Chad and Tyrone about to get in a Suburb War!
by TheNoItAll October 6, 2020
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the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death
“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”
by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.
I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!
by azoto360 February 27, 2025
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