nap hit

When you wake up from a nap very satisfied, relaxed, and energized; requires the nap to be at least 2-3 hours.

Bruh my nap just hit, Ima go donate to the Nap Hit Foundation

by BigDexter November 21, 2017

hit-and-run journalism

When a media story you've reported on turns out to be fake and you won't even issue an apology

The smollet hoax is hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 21, 2022

hit spick spackle

balls

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*

by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

Hits

an instance of a particular website being accessed by a user.

"the site gets an average 350,000 hits per day"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.

after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Hitting the Joshy P

When one decides to slap his girlfriend silly out of pure spite and anger, due to girlfriend not completing a task or completing a task incorrectly.

Jack was Hitting the Joshy P on his sister because she didn’t lube his butthole before she pegged him with the 12 inch strap on.

by Landonevans December 13, 2023

Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025