fabooser

N.

1 A loser on facebook

2 Anyone who creates a page or profile on a social networking site with the sole intention of promoting their business or political agenda
3 Anyone who is rather characterless or dull on a social networking site.

"Did you see that Congressman Shmoe has a MySpace account now?"
"OMG, nobody cares about his plan to restore fiscal whatever... he's such a fabooser!"

"I never should have taught my fabooser mother-in-law how to use facebook... now all of her fabooser church friends are trying to save my eternal soul..."

"I see that your manager is following your twitter... I guess you can't tweet about what a fabooser he is..."

by TWP (triflin' white person) September 3, 2009

facebookily

to make something official on facebook, or to perform an action on facebook.

Zac: So did you actually marry Kevin?
Jessica: Well I did facebookily.

by dman1001 November 25, 2009

facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.

FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance

by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009

facebookerslag

trying to have a relationship with every male on thier facebook friends list

mary: what are you doin?
jane: chattin up a guy
mary: that same guy?
jane: no a different guy
Mary: Why, whats wrong wiv u, u must sum facebookerslag!!!
jane: i cant help it :P

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX January 7, 2010

facebookateer

a follower of/on Face Book or a Fan of Face Book

To all my Facebookateers thank you for the well wishes and come see me again

by jaden baquer May 27, 2010

faboogle

when you search for someone on Facebook, you are faboogling them. A combination of Facebook+Google.

I hate it when I faboogle someone and I get a million people using the same name!

by tootiredforthiscrap July 20, 2010

Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.

Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"

by pigandsquid July 26, 2010