egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

egg

A white rich kid, usually blonde. Someone who has a lot of money.

Person 1: "Who's that guy over there driving the porsche?"
Person 2: "Oh, that egg? He's rich."

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

Pickled eggs

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.

Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!

by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

Egg juice

When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow

Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice

by Torrie Lynn f January 25, 2019

Green Eggs and Ham

Slang term for weed/marijuana.

Hey man Ricky's supposed to be dropping off that shipment of green eggs and ham.

by Young ham December 2, 2017

Trevor Egg

A huge faggot that races cars and thinks is cool and a sport. Hes really fat because all he does when racing is sit on his ass and turn left.

That man drives cars and is fat, must be a Trevor Egg.

by Wackmysack April 1, 2019