Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

by moosetwin November 7, 2022

cracked

to have sexual intercourse with someone

"yeah me and liz cracked last night"
"I really want to crack her"

by wassup_emigger July 30, 2025

Crack whore

Eva Warren

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore

by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019

Cracked

When someone is insanely good at something. Typically used by gamers signifying the other player is better than them. When you lose all your health and are 1 shot, you yell out to your teammates, "YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT... HE MUST BE HACKING" you could also use it as a reference to tell your teammates that the enemy team is low in health, however, it's more commonly used as a way to describe someones talent or skills nowadays.

"YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT"
"iShowSpeed beat Ashton Hall & Daniel Labelle in a race, kid is cracked"

by OOPS TV June 23, 2025